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Monday Workplace News Round-up

It's Monday, which means it must be time for another workplace news round-up.

But first, let me offer my condolences to the friends and family of those lost and injured in this weekend's horrific events in Orlando. It's hard to find the right words. I hope everyone can find peace.

Here are ten workplace-related headlines catching my eye today:

A new GAO report finds 99% of federal employees receive rave job performance reviews.

Laid-off Americans are starting to talk about training their foreign replacements, and other terrible corporate pink-slip practices.

Robots are strong, they eat our medicine for fuel, and they're taking our jobs.

A writer for The New York Times writes a piece about quitting Twitter.

Will the office desk be tabled by 2020?

Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26.2 billion. Maybe Microsoft can do for LinkedIn what it did for the iPod "Human Ear" Edition?


Two thieves dress like Apple employees, walk into a New York City Apple Store, and steal a bunch of iPhones.

In honor of Father's Day, WalletHub gives us a new list of 2016's Best and Worst States for Working Dads.

A new survey reveals what Dads do not want for Father's Day.

Home cleaning franchise Molly Maid is testing out a rewards-based app to dust away turnover in its ranks.

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